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greasy baja

the act of giving a hand job with the thumb side of the hand facing the recipient (inverted handjob) Also known as The Honalulu Handshake.
I broke up with my girlfriend so I paid a hooker to give me a greasy baja.
by king mash January 13, 2008
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greasy chameleon

by horseyjaja February 3, 2017
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greasy mustache

a derivative of the dago mustache, the greasy mustache appears in the wake of an improperly managed goatee.
Alex was clearly too relaxed in managing his goatee. As a result of such ease, a greasy mustache began to develop.
by crazyfrawg November 10, 2010
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greasy hook

when a someone ejaculates on their finger then sticks it in someones mouth while curving their finger like a hook.
David gave melyssa the greasy hook to show her who is boss.
by montell January 2, 2008
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greasy mcgriddle

A greasy mcgriddle is the act of performing oral sex on the dining room floor of a Mcdonald's before the official end of breakfast for the franchise in which the individuals are located (times may vary by franchise). While typically, the act is performed between two people who have vaginas, there are variations that are inclusive of all genders and can happen are various times. (see: the mcnugget)

Sometimes, a friend may watch, making that person "the hash brown." Patrons of the Mcdonald's are not considered hash browns.
Since it is 9am, Elliot and Cassidy are performing the Greasy McGriddle. Brandan is the hash brown.
by deflatedwaffles February 28, 2023
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Greasy Breakfast

The act of grabbing some one by the ears (normally a girl) and wiping her face up your gooch and nutsack
*one boy to another* - Sophie woke up to me giving her a fantastic greasy breakfast this morning
by Grease Monster March 9, 2011
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Greasy Growlers

After a night of drinking when your stomach is rumbling and you have to poop. When you do poop and the fecal matter slides out like the chute was greased.
Q: "What was that noise?"
A: (in a hungover tired voice) "I drank way too much and I've got some Greasy Growlers"
by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009
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