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Scout’s Gear 

Lubricant of choice and a gak towel.
Glad I had my scout’s gear packed cause the counselor visited my tent around midnight.

By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.

At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.
Scout’s Gear by Dick Onchin September 6, 2020
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fixed gear 

a bicycle with only one rear cog or "gear" which is fixed directly onto the hub of the wheel. This style of bicycle preceeded the more modern freewheel single speed which allowed the rider to stop pedaling whilst coasting. Still more modern yet, is the multi-speed freewheel or freehub design which is just an expansion upon the single speed freewheel.
The fixed gear was most popularly used as track or "velodrome" racing machine but has since made it to the streets and has seen a rise in outdoor road usage. Currently, in many large cities across the world, the fixed gear, or "fixie" as it so often called, has become the focal point of a growing urban subculture which includes bike messengers and the like. This subculture is seen as being quite countercultual even in the cycling community and is often associated with the punk rock/anarchist scene.
Eddie Merckx, a Belgian cyclist, is revered as one of the greatest fixed gear racers in history.
fixed gear by FixedAnthroFreak September 8, 2006
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Metal Gear 

A nuclear-equipped walking battle tank also equipped with state-of-the-art conventional weaponry such as missiles, heavy machine guns, and lasers. It's main selling point was its ability to launch a variety of nuclear warheads toward anywhere on Earth from any location. It had the ability to more independently and instead of using a standard nuclear launch module, it was equipped with a weapon, which allowed it to launch a nuclear weapon with no external support. Since it could operate from regions, which were up to that point not on the world's nuclear strategy map, it was a weapon that destroyed the sensitive balance of nuclear deterrence and represented an enormous threat to the entire world.
You would really not want to be standing in front of Metal Gear Rex if it had a pilot who was unfriendly towards you....
Metal Gear by Solid Snake June 23, 2004

snivel gear 

U.S. Army slang for gloves, scarf, things to keep you warm, e.g.
"Shut up and quit complaining about forgetting your snivel gear."
snivel gear by Prospero1 September 17, 2007

granny gear 

An extremely low first gear in a four-speed truck transmission. It is used for climbing steep hills, for moving slowly over bad terrain, or for driving slowly.
We drove to the top of Mount Bross (14,172 feet) in granny gear.

granny gear 

The smallest of a triple front chainring set. Called a granny ring because, like granny, it doesn't have many teeth.
You may have to drop it down to granny gear for this steep pinch.
granny gear by Duncan Withers August 19, 2008

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 

Also known as MGS 3 and Metal Gear Solid 3. The best video game ever created by human hands. Best game on the PlayStation 2 and of all time hands down.
Dumb-ass Kid who has never played it: How's that MGS game?
Smart Kid who reserved the game and beat it: Fuckin AWESOME!!!! THE BEST DAMN GAME EVER MADE!!! THIS GAME KICKS SPLINTER CELL'S SCRAWNY ASS BACK TO VIDEO GAME HELL!!!
Dumb-ass Kid: What?! No! Splinter Cell is the best!
Smart Kid: Fuckin DUMBASS!! You play as a 58 year old faggat in that game!! Dumbass Bitch! MGS 3 is the best game ever!
Dumb-ass kid: Wha? Sorry, people (besides one or two) who are stoned all the time play Splinter Cell and have sex with their same sex.
Smart Kid: Oh. I'll just slowly walk away...