fapsterbate

To masterbate or jack off VIGOROUSLY.

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.

by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007

Fast Food

Food that is ordered at a "fast food" restaurant and is considered to be made faster. Although this food is often made faster, it makes you slower in every other way due to a lack of nutrients and fiber.

I need to stop eating fast food. I can't seem to get an erection anymore.

by Erectile Dysfuction August 12, 2009

Sleep Fast

An informal expression part ways with one person (usually a friend or co-worker) a good night after then end of an evening's festivities, usually uttered when the following day is a work day.

Harry: "Thanks for the ride home man, God I can't believe I gotta work in in 6 hours"

Albert: "Anytime man, was a good night out. Sleep fast, buddy!"

by Bigfatbino July 31, 2011

Fast Eddie Clarke

The origional guitar player for motorhead great guitar player and later started his own band called fastway obviously after his name

Fast Eddie Clarke is an underrated guitar player

by guitardude218 August 10, 2008

Fast Shit

Going poop without wiping your ass.

Bob: John, why do you smell like poop?
John: I took a fast shit!

by TheWindSoldier April 17, 2010

freaky-fast

Freaky-fast (v.): Refraining from masturbation for a week and then, at the end of the week, ordering Jimmy John's and trying to fully masturbate before the delivery guy gets there.

I hadn't masturbated all week so decided to freaky-fast before the failed radio DJ brought me my sandwich.

by Alter iD February 5, 2014

hit it fast

to copulate rapidly.

John hit it fast with Sally.

by hititfastrock.tripod.com June 26, 2003