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Falcon Scope

The action of simultaneously doing a 720, a dropshot, and qWiiiCk sCo0p3, so quickly that it all occurs within half a nanosecond and may very well end time, as prophesized by Ben Franklin.
This maneuver truly makes Captain Falcon proud!
sB Khalifa: "Yo kid! Why can't I get on Xbox Live and get slapped some more?!"

Scyther: "Well . . . I heard that there's this LuhGiiiT lVlLG Pr0, Swizzle Bros, and he falcon scoped some bk scrandie, utterly destroying Xbox Live all together."

Swizzle Bros: "U mad bro?"
by LuhGiiiT x Hitlol July 5, 2011
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fraud falcon

One of the most craptastic cars in the universe. Supposed to be "competition" for the Holden Commodore, but can't hope to be anywhere near as good as the trusty ol' Commodore
Look at the bogans in that POS Falcon
by Someone Else March 21, 2005
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Maltese Falcon

A falcon from Malta
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 29, 2021
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Falcon Punch

A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.
Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

1. Pull fist back screaming: FAAAAAALLLCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOON
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: PAUUUUUUNNNCCCCH
3. ???
4. Profit!
Warning: Expect arm to catch fire if done correctly.
by fpuncher August 23, 2009
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Blue Falcon

In the U.S. Army, someone that does not support the team or unit is said to not support their "buddies." Because of this, they are called "Buddy Fuckers," because they let down their buddies. Since such things are not considered polite in mixed company, people in the Army endeavored to come up with a similar two letter name to represent the term. Blue Falcon was a cartoon character from the Dynomutt cartoon series during the mid-1970s, a time when many of the people originating the term grew up. So, calling someone a Blue Falcon came to be a substitution to calling them a "Buddy Fucker."
Observing someone else keeping incorrect change where the person was given extra, a man in dressed in camouflage turns to his companion in camouflage and says: "He's a real Blue Falcon."
by MilitaryMyths June 27, 2009
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Falcon Thrust

To pelvic thrust a person while saying the words "Falcon Thrust!". "Falcon" Originated from the video game "Super Smash Brothers." and "Pelvic Thrust"
"Dude, she got a Falcon Thrust from that nerdy kid the other Day"
by Vampiriko May 20, 2010
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Falcon Punch

The act of performing a punch resembling that of Captain Falcon (Of the F-Zero Series) to give a pregnant woman an abortion (Usually a surprise or unwanted one). It is accompanied by yelling "Falcon Punch!" as you throw your fist.
Woman: Oh, hello there.
Friend: *Grabs woman from behind, holding her still*
You: FALCON PUNCH!
~Works every time~
by UchihaNoChikara December 30, 2008
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