Man Dildo

A fake vagina used by a male the same way a female would use a dildo.

Brent: I need to jack off. Do you have a warm banana peel I could borrow?
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!

by cheche100notstupid August 12, 2013

dildo-boat

James O'Keefe, head of Project Veritas

The latest video from Project Veritas' dildo-boat claims to show proof that the ACLU is actually run by Martian abortion-loving Nazis.

by JonLongbottoms November 28, 2017

dildon

a massive sword that resembles a dildo, often used for battle or sex in bed

"man i was whit this bitch last night, turns out she had dildon all along."

by JockCoke April 18, 2008

dildo

1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener

A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..

by Jessica May 13, 2005

dildocity

Dildoic in nature. A situation where one is critical of another's dildoic thoughts, words or deeds.

Oh, the dildocity of it all! Where could that feckin' guy's head be?

by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007

Mr Dikmdown

This would be the guy you call when you need that fix. This is the guy guaranteed to break your back. This is the guy that no matter what time of night, time of day he will come through and give you that chocolate stick. He could be another race but he's usually african american.

No need to fear Mr Dikmdown is here ready to come correct and nut on that back!

by Keovani® October 24, 2007

dildo hopper

A promiscuous female whom enjoys partaking in the art of masturbation. May also be used on a gay male. The phrase was coined by the rapper Loon in a dis on 50 Cent. The song was to the tune of "Window Shopper."

"Fifty yous a dildo hopper" as opposed to "Shawty yous a window shopper."

by SKRI April 24, 2007