doujinshit

Low-quality doujinshi that includes bad artwork and/or use of stock character dynamics (either male/female stereotypes of seme/uke dynamics) at the expense of characterization. Generally generic pornography.

"So did you read the scans of that SasuNaru doujinshi I sent you?"

"That was more like doujinshit, Naruto wouldn't cry because he was in love with Sasuke."

by hildaaaaa May 13, 2009

Double Boiler

This is a variation of the Dutch Oven where both parties fart and trap eachother under the covers.

I tried to give my wife a Dutch Oven but she fired back. It was the dreaded Double Boiler.

by TheBurn May 19, 2010

douchenometry

a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.

Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.

sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction

by pendergastastic September 7, 2010

douchemuffin

same meaning as the word douchebag but has more zip and playfulness

Boss: Lowly Unpaid Intern,get my coffee and it better be here soon or else you'll be looking in the paper for a new job while living in a cardboard box {leaves room}

Receptionist: That dude's an asswipe

Intern: No,he's a total douchemuffin

by Blair_Mowry_Grant January 22, 2012

Douche Flagon

A person who is beyond the standard "cup or "pint' o douche, but falls slightly short of a "bucket" of douche therefore qualifies as a Douche Flagon.

Joe- Dude, that guys a cup o' douche.
Bob- No he's a douche bucket
Jim- Wrong on both accounts guys, he is a Douche Flagon

by h@tch November 3, 2012

douche wellington

A prestigious douche of a high upbringing.

Douche Wellington will be hosting a Saturday night soiree at his estate.

by buhtsecks November 24, 2013

Double buttjob

When two women put their butts together and in between is a man's penis. They twerk on each other with him in between until he ejaculates. They jerk him off with their posteriors

As a birthday present for her husband, she and her friend gave him a double buttjob

by Mason 1170 July 27, 2016