Crumpets

An exclamation used instead of a curse word. (i.e. Crap, Dammit, etc.)

Sandra: Oh crumpets! i dropped my phone in the toilet!

by whatdidshejustsay? October 24, 2010

crumpet

Refers to a womans vagina

She had a sweet dripping crumpet.

by crumpetboy October 19, 2004

Crumpulent

crumpulent/v/n: Crumpulent, a word for the rowdy. The word crumpulent can either be used in a noun form or verb form.

Over many years..*cough* I mean months, crumpulents definition has been argued, and as the maker of this word even I have a hard time explaining the meaning.

But one thing ido know Crumpulent basicaly is another word for cool. To be used when somthing the upmost cool, awsome totaly terrific happens. You can call your friends Crumpulent, that means they're the coolest, most awsome, sweetest friends in the whole wide world!

"Dude that was so crumpulent!"
"CRUMPULENT!!"
"See you my Crumpulent friends!"
"Hello my Crumpulent friends!"
"whooooeeee....CRUMPULENT!"

and so on.
Use this word in the upmost respect!

by Kathryn Powell February 9, 2006

Crumpet Trumpet

A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;

often sought by legions of college females

A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?

B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.

A: Mandy's gonna want his number..

by brookeybby December 1, 2010

Crumpet Muncher

A female of the lesbian persuasion.
Also known as a dyke, lesbo, carpet-muncher, todger dodger, she who licks the honey pot.

Don't bother chatting her up Steve, I heard she's a crumpet muncher.

by HadeK September 11, 2013

Crumpits

N. Durring sex, a hott french woman will scream this word, to signify she is plessured.

"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crumpits!!!!!, thats the baget"

by R2S+D2 September 20, 2007

crumpet

Never ever to be confused with a Muffin

Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!

by unknown January 18, 2005