Definitions by brookeybby
Crumpet Trumpet
A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;
often sought by legions of college females
often sought by legions of college females
A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?
B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.
A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.
A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
Crumpet Trumpet by brookeybby December 1, 2010