crotch rocket

a motorcycle, designed in such a fashion as to give the rider the sensation of flying like superman, with the ability to accelerate fast enough to rival a rocket, and contain it all in a package small enough to fit in your crotch.

zx9-r, zx10-r, zx12r, yzf-r1, gsxr1000, gsxr1300, cbr1000, cbr1100XX...

crotch rocket by darylict July 22, 2004

crotch monster 

A child. Usually someone elses child, although it can also be used as a future child you don't want to ever have.

"im going to shove that happy meal down your little crotch monster's throat if he throws another mcnugget at me!!!"

"nah homey, shes on the pill. don't need a little crotch monster anytime soon.

crotch monster by gravityXaddict August 12, 2008

crotch turkey 

A sexually transmitted disease.
Also crotch turkeys.

That girl is prime territory for crotch turkeys.

crotch turkey by Kara October 20, 2003

crotch grab 

When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.

Ian did a major crotch grab in the handguns movie.

crotch grab by Dave Berkowsky January 7, 2009

crotch potato 

similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.

Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her

Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"

crotch potato by CDS the man from MD August 23, 2010

crotch crickets 

crabs, pubic lice

crotch crickets by shawn December 17, 2002

crotch cheese

nasty smelling mixture of vaginal secretions and sweat which accumulates when a woman doesn't wash for a period of time. The female variety of dick cheese.

dude... i couldn't go down on her... she smelled like crotch cheese!

crotch cheese by Pooge June 3, 2006