It's a term to describe when a co worker takes your pants home after a long day of work and boils a pot of water then strains the water throught the crotch of your pants and then drinks it.
Yesterday at work I cought Dallas trying to take my pants in the change room I am pretty sure he was going to try to make crotch tea
by Mrdusty sac September 22, 2017
A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle.
B. a man who only has one ball
B. a man who only has one ball
by FCPremier John Doe February 03, 2010
when you're wading into a pool, lake, etc. and the cold water reaches up there and makes you want to get out
I was about to turn around because the water gave me a crotch freeze but then my friend splashed me and I had to go in.
by wangnotlohan June 13, 2011
When your crotch emits a chlorine/fish type of scent, this happens when dude has jacked off, but hasn't showered in three days.
by Cool James and Black Teacher October 12, 2016
The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.
by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014
Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch
Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard
by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016
by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020