james cortez

An amazing fucking guy. He's a beast at everything he does. He's the sexiest dude in the world. Guys wanna be like him and girls wanna be with him. But he's already taken by an amazing girl named Dawn Henzon Valbuena. Soooo every other girl should just back off or his girlfriend will probably kill you lol.

Girl 1: is that James Cortez!?!

Girl 2: Yes it is! Oh my gosh I love him!!!

Girl 3: Uhmmmm.. y'all better back off. His girlfriend will cuuut you.

by BLLR21 February 1, 2014

Cortney

a short blonde whore who seems sweet but is very easy and cry's a lot; an ugly hoe

don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, won't trust no don't trust Cortney

by Im on a boat like a boss June 12, 2009

Cortify

In Software Engineering; to think you're doing something really clever and awesome, but in the end, it is teh suck.

well, what you could do is cortify it such that passing in a negative value for userID excludes that user from the result set.

by Crunk888 August 25, 2010

Cortezed

Underpaying a drug dealer by only five dollars but as a result being fucked in the ass by the leader of the drug ring in your area. Literally.

We forgot to pay only five bucks and as a result was forced to watch my friend be cortezed.

by NaughtyGreyhound317 August 6, 2012

Cortney

A cortney is a courtney without the u because she doesn't know how to spell and she is dumb. She also doesn't like 'u' because shes a bitch.

"Oh look its cortney but without a 'U' haha she is so dumb"
"Such a waste of space and time"

by SushiWithaT July 29, 2019

Cortnee

Cortnee is the type of girl to call other girls ho’s but not realize she’s the the biggest ho. You can’t trust her with your feelings because she’ll just use them against you. She’s one of the most dramatic people in the world but doesn’t know it. Can’t take responsibility for her actions. Oh and you know that boy she said not to worry about? Yeah she’s already with them. But if you are ever in a relationship with a Cortnee she’ll make you feel good until you become irrelevant and is the queen of faking relationships and playing boys, or if a jacob Packer comes along. She has a new boyfriend every month. And is a douche bag to everyone except her super close friends. Oh and has a body of a 2x4

Wow how did you fit through that narrow opening? Well I’m just a Cortnee

by Skirtypie22 October 14, 2019

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Probably the dumbest member of Congress, who wants to ban cars, cows, cops, planes, and border patrol.

Did you see the new Instagram video where Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezcalled cauliflower racist?

by Actual Patriot September 9, 2021