change

IN OTHER WORDS: days, weeks or months; extra time or extended time

WOMAN: How old are you?

MAN: 34 and some change.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 29, 2008

two finger mexican oil change

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

by Dave Winkelman December 12, 2007

Alberta Lane Change

Switching rapidly across three lanes of traffic without checking your blind-spot or signalling.

Normally practised in Alberta by mulleted folk in pick-up trucks listening to Billy-Ray Cyrus.

Person 1 "Did you see that guy cut me up!!
Person 2 "He just pulled the old Alberta Lane Change on you"

by kop1975 May 17, 2007

chancer

British slang for a scheming opportunist. Usually, it means someone who acts "kind" and takes advantage of a situation and manipulates said individual(s), without their consent. And later exploits it for their own gain.

The American term is: opportunist or swooper

The Polish female immigrant chancer married the rich English noble in hoping that she would later rake in billions of his pounds. Then divorced him and took at least half of his money.

See: gold-digger

by Sturmgewehr Poltergeist June 23, 2016

Dodge Charger

The most beautiful car in the whole wide world. Sexy, hot, gorgeous.

Fe since you love the Dodge Charger so much ... why don't you marry it? I probably would if I could.

by Fefebinx September 28, 2006

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

what you say to somebody who has just flatulated.

by weave March 26, 2003

phone charger

Something you use so you can use to charge your phone. So you can talk to your girlfriend & she doesn't get mad.

My phones on 1% I'm gonna go plug it up to my phone charger.

by Softball1379 January 22, 2016