crank dat 

The gansta version of the macarena. the words still cant be understood, and it has launched as many parodies that are as retarded as the song itself.

person #1: What are you listening to? And why are you dancing??

person #2: It's Crank Dat and I'm dancing yo.

preson #1: Righhhtt. You look like you're doing the Macarena on speed.

crank dat by sXexcore November 19, 2007

crank it 

A quick form of masturbation in which one does not have ample time to properly pleasure themselves. Also can refer to repeated masturbation.

Ben tried to crank it in the three minutes his roommate left the room.

crank it by jdubbs April 18, 2006

crank that kosher boy 

An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating

After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy

crank that kosher boy by Damascus May 26, 2008

crank dat stevie wonder

when a man ejaculates into his hands and spreads the goods onto the eye lashes of his lucious lady friend while she is sleeping, this will prevent her from opening her eyes the fallowing morning after waking up, leaving her blind like the infamous stevie wonder.

"last night, i crank dat stevie wonder on tyquesha, she coudn't see for days"

crank dat stevie wonder by Melissa Mayse April 13, 2008

crank n clean 

Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!

Rory: I am out shampoo

Chris: Crank n clean it!!

Rory: Great idea!!!

*15 minute later*

Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!

crank n clean by Itsruaridh December 2, 2015

crank the yank

Another way of saying jerking off masturbating

Cole was in the bathroom cranking the yank. Crank the yank jacking off

crank the yank by Wile-e coyote January 9, 2017

Crank the mustard 

A better term for a good ol fashion handjob.

Hey man did she crank the mustard last night?

Crank the mustard by Jcfire233 November 9, 2017