Alabama Cesar salad

When in the 69 position, you titty fuck the girl while she eats out your ass

I blew my load on that bitches belly while she was eating my ass, Alabama Cesar salad alert.

by Boffa Deez May 15, 2016

Alabama Overpass

When two partners, male and female, engage in intercourse while stretched across two chairs, while both are face-up. A person then lies underneath them, catching any discharge from either partner in their mouth. Fecal discharge is also optional in this act, as well as encouraged.

"Did you here about Casey, Reese, and Dylan last night?"
"Yeah man, I heard they did an Alabama Overpass!"

by Vapey McDoucheface November 11, 2017

alabama chugger

An Alabama Chugger is when fresh after killing a deer (doe or buck, depends on preference) the hunter peers in the kills arrousing dead eyes, deciding to partake in intercourse with the carcasse while it’s still warm and the juices are flowing.

Southern Daughter “Poppa now that finished huntin for the day are you gonna plow me like usual”

Father/Hunter “No darlin I’m ok tonight”

Daughter “Gee Poppa was the kill that satisfying?”

Father “No but the Alabama chugger afterwards was”

by Ripe Illinois Tween July 1, 2018

Alabama Meatloaf

A vaginal infection caused by sexual intercourse with a family member.

“Dammit Billy, you done gave your mother Alabama Meatloaf.

by Skittleballs November 13, 2019

Alabama Crown Top

When you take your cousin, tape a picture of the Queen of England to her face (cut out hole for mouth), then she proceeds to give you “top”.

Dude last night at the family reunion Marry Bell gave me an “Alabama crown top”

by EdgarAllenPole98 July 25, 2020

Alabama Kebab

When you cut the tip of your penis off with a piece of paper, pour lemon juice on it, and shove a pencil down the middle.

Dad: son you got an F on your paper, I'm gonna have to give you an Alabama kebab

Son: yes daddy

by NIghtWolf311 October 17, 2020

Alabama grease gun race

At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.

The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.

"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."

by Alabamian Freedom fighter July 29, 2021