Pasta merchant

Someone who sticks pasta in ears and nostrils and shoves pizza in there bum hole

Eddie: DONARUMA YOU SMELLY PASTA MERCHANT!!!!
Matthew: yo relax dude take it easy man

by Eddie green April 3, 2022

slangin' paste

To masturbate onto something

guy 1: What did you do last night?

guy 2: Kate and I just went to a bar, came home and started slangin' paste on her bosom, then went to bed.

by clowncar December 16, 2008

pork paste

the end product of male ejaculation

After many heated hours of humping, Ted finally showered me with his pork paste.

by TopherRyan January 22, 2009

thrusting paste

"lube" (sexual lubricants)

"I might hurt my girlfriend if I try to fuck her without thrusting paste."

by fickderwelt June 1, 2009

Dark Pasta

The invisible, intangible part of an Italian restaurant meal that you never eat but know must exist because of the difference between the value of the food you did eat and the price you paid for it.

$15? Must be 70% Dark Pasta.

by PJ_W January 23, 2010

Snatch Paste

The nasty gunk in the inside folds or labia of a girl's vagina. Also, a nasty or unclean girl's vagina that has dried up toilet paper, or various other detritus stuck in folds.

Dave: Hey, Marc. So did you finally get to go down on Jill?
Marc: Yeah dude, but that skank was dirty.
Dave: Why's that?
Marc: I wasn't about to eat her snatch paste.

by AveryM89 May 29, 2010

poverty pasta

Ramen noodles, cup of noodles, instant noodles. Usually chicken flavor in bulk.

Mere cents per bag, and they can be stashed under the poor college student's bed for years.

It takes two minutes to make poverty pasta!

by collegenoodle April 12, 2011