Hand caught in the pasta

Used when you have fucked up by being distracted (eating pasta while busy)

Ah fuck I got my Hand caught in the pasta, sorry guys.

by Milkbone gaming July 3, 2021

calypso pasta prep

A late late night/early morning gathering of friends who enjoy fine wines and finer marinara pasta dishes. A true prep is held with calypso drum and percussion music constantly played in the background and sometimes goes on for several hours into the morn until Ellen D starts.

Worker: Sorry I can't make it in to work today.
Boss: WTF?
Worker: calypso pasta prep hit last night roundabouts 2:45 A:M.
Boss: Oh gosh I didn't know. Enjoy your day. Let me know if another one hits soon.

by carshowburger July 13, 2010

Raw Pasta Religion

Raw Pasta Religion is a culture in which people gather to crunch on uncooked pasta with a God of their choice.

"Timmy, you've been sneaking out a lot recently, where do you go every time?"
"Come on mom I go to celebrate the Raw Pasta Religion with the homies"

by Urbiso October 12, 2019

Anal Hair Pasta

Giving someone with a hairy ass a rim job.

I went to lick her ass but instead got a mouth full of anal hair pasta.

by Pseudo-one August 10, 2009

Fuck ya pasta

The ultimate diss. Italian twist on fuck ya motha. Another way to say fuck you, but in the Italian way.

You go to the bathroom at a bar, and written on the wall is “fuck ya pasta!”

If your pasta is not salted, then fuck ya pasta!

Someone tells you that you are bad in bed, you respond with, “fuck ya pasta!”

by RachSmitty June 11, 2022

Peepee sauce pasta

When your jizz and piss in some chicken fettuccine

Bruh, my girl ate my peepee sauce pasta last night and didn’t wake up in the morning. I think I have a problem.

by Flint dicker March 13, 2019

Hasta La Pasta

A funny way that zillenials like to break the monotony of the work day in their email sign-offs.

"Please find attached the required Excel spreadsheet.
- Hasta La Pasta"

"See me in my office now!
- Hasta La Pasta"

by WhiteWhorl June 26, 2022