Ass that Smiles

To be a great person who brings delight to the world.

Man, did you see that lady? She brings me so much joy. She's got an ass that smiles.

Ass that Smiles by trufrend June 8, 2009

Ass Wookie 

Large, Very Hairy Mens ass, often a brother or uncle.

holy crap did you see his butt crack when he bent over? Marks got so much hair on his ass it looks like a Wookie. yea man Mark is a big Ass Wookie.

Ass Wookie by Grimreaper8069 November 9, 2009

ass-mask 

pulling the collar of your shirt over your nose and mouth to protect from foul odors.

"How bad is it in that Port-o-Potty?"

"You'll need an ass-mask at the very least."

ass-mask by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009

ass tourette's 

when someone has uncontrollable explosions out of their ass!

Nick: Dustin, you've farted like 1,000 times today!

Dustin: I can't help it I suffer from ass tourette's!

Dude, Jeremy has been farting all day. I think he may suffer from ass tourette's.

Did you hear that Nick went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with ass tourette's!

ass tourette's by Poopy stink butt January 27, 2010

Ass Factor 

Ass factor

-Noun

1. a measurement of taste as it relates to ass. Ass factors range in severity from 0 to 10 where 0 is tasty and 10 is absolutely nasty. An ass factor of 5 is generally considered to be the transition from palatable to unpalatable.

Origin: The term "ass factor" originated from a hiking trip in Fundy National Park in 2009. The term was adopted by the group to describe the edible wild plants being collected and tasted.

Gee, this Clintonia Borealis is pretty good. I'd say that it has an ass factor of about 2.

Ass Factor by afloat.ca July 12, 2010

Ass-Twin 

Noun- a butt-buddy, the other person in a sexually active homosexual relationship, gay male sex partner.

Did you hear that Christopher, Richard's ass-twin, is going back to San Francisco this weekend?

Ass-Twin by Lingued November 14, 2010

ass gravity 

Term used when climbing (indoors or outdoors) and having enough lower body weight, especially in the posterior, to make it difficult to go up and over outcroppings of (sometimes fake) rock. It is especially used among women who have a lower center of gravity and additional layers of fat (especially in the butt region) than men.

Used in phrases such as "Damn, my ass gravity will not let me up and over this overhang!". Or, "I'm really tired and my ass gravity is not helping".

ass gravity by xymox1010 December 2, 2010