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Golden cream chaser 

When during sex a man pisses with his sperm
Jack: I gave Judy a good old Golden cream chaser last night

Goldilocksed 

To perform oral sex on a lady who has had a man ejaculate inside her recently. To eat someone else's porridge
Ken: I went down on Betty earlier...

Trevor: oh really? How was it?

Ken: weird. There was someone else's load in there. I really goldilocksed Bettys hole.

Golden hole

When a woman pees on a declining surface/hill/terrain/etc and the pee waterfalls into/ over her butthole.
Laura squatted over a steep riverbank holding a tree trunk while relieving herself. The urine sloshed through/over her butthole creating a brilliant GOLDEN HOLE for everyone by the Hillsborough river you see.
Golden hole by Golden hole June 10, 2022

Golden Crate

A Crate In “Tower Defence Simulator ROBLOX” That can be purchased by the currency so called “coins”
It costs a whopping 50k coins and takes around 1 week to get! You can 6 unique towers.
I bought golden crate for 50k coins after grinding for one week and i got golden minigunner!!! I am so happy.

Goldening 

verb: to intentionally sabotage neighbor home values and claim public right of ways as your own with an excessive number of cars of questionable taste.
We moved into a great neighborhood, but then the new people starting goldening up the place.

Golden Pi 

When a picture frame that depicts the number π or pi-related items has its length to its width in the ratio (1 + √5)/2 : 1.
The postmodern artist of “Golden Pi” decided to affix a smaller painting underneath it as an explanatory note to the larger one.
Golden Pi by Fasters June 22, 2022