Holy Child

Literally the best school in the world. Not even up for debate. Nuff said. Periodt.

Everyone wishes they went to Holy Child.

by LödedDiaper January 12, 2021

snake child

Another name for Kobra Kid

Kobra = snake, kid = child, hence the name snake child

by unsureofthetimes February 14, 2021

Poster Child

What you should be calling millennials, the only generation who refuses to grow the freak up.

Be warned: never tell them they’re old, unless you have a death wish 😃👍

“That Kelsey is being way to modest, because she didn’t mention to you that she is the poster child for hatred, stupidity, the cancel culture, the misguided, and the truly hateful” - from whatever her name is who basically described all you need to know about millennials in a sentence.

by Your local Gen Z February 24, 2021

cherub child

Cherub child is a Scorpio

“Cherub child is a cherub child”

by Cherubchildslong January 15, 2021

Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.

Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.

by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021

Noice child

When you Congratulate your adopted child

You really worked hard on that Noice child

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Sacred Child of Britain

The Sacred child of Britain is a girl called Martha, and she is sacred.

I wish I was like the Sacred Child of Britain!

by Neon Fox March 28, 2021