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Syncing slower than the titanic 

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.
Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!

Peanut in the Turd 

The one positive thing about something that is awful in every other way.
Otis: "Hey, Gunther, have you seen any of the Twilight movies?" Gunther: "Yeah, they were awful. Alice was pretty hot though. She was definitely the PEANUT IN THE TURD."

Touch Dicks At The Tips 

!. It's when you touch the tip of your penis to another man's penis tip
2. Gay men love that shit.
3. Sometimes straight men do it as well in an attempt to send telepathic thoughts to each other through their penises.
I have secret mike that I need to tell you. Sshhh Don't say it aloud. Are you mad?? Let's go in the bathroom so we can touch dicks at the tips. Okay, bro. Your secret is safe with me.

Aggie with the Toupee 

A girl who swears by the lord but sins behind closed doors.
Did you hear about what that Aggie with the Toupee did? She acts so innocent, I would never have imagined she would be so capable of doing that...

We Know The Truth 

A phrase created by LA Rapper DrakeO The Ruler upon his release of being acquitted of Murder Charges.
@iPrinceRoyalty is the original foreign whip crasher We Know The Truth! WKTT

where did the time go 

Phrase referring to how quickly time seems to pass over a large amount of time

Similar to "How time flies"
Person 1: Do you remember fidget spinners?
Person 2: Yes, what about them?
Person 1: They were popular 4 years ago
Person 2: Wow, where did the time go?