I have plans 

Phrase used by women to indicate that they have a date with someone other than you.

Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.

Bob to himself: Dammit!

I have plans by Harold Don December 17, 2007

I grew a cabbage today 

The most random thing you can ever say to someone to start a conversation. There is only one correct answer to this statement.

Bob: I grew a cabbage today!

Tim: I love you.

I grew a cabbage today by jackoff to a fish July 13, 2009

I Wonder Why

To wonder why something happens to you and not Lucas or Lucas is given something that you didn't get.

1) Charles: "They follow Lucas everywhere."
Jimmy: "I wonder why they do that."

2) Alice: "She just gave Lucas a piece of gum."
Jessica: "I wonder why she does that."

3) Li: "I wonder why I get in trouble for talking and not Lucas."

lucas

I Wonder Why by Anonymous210 June 5, 2011

I fucked your mom

I love you and have loved you since we were 13

Richie: I fucked your mom.
Eddie: your an idiot, but I love you too.

I fucked your mom by Carter ÙwÚ March 20, 2020

I can't believe you looked that up 

My response to anyone who looked that up.

Seriously, I can't believe you looked that up...

I can't believe you looked that up by seriouslywhydyoulookthisup April 2, 2010

i got 2 phones

used by little bitch boys to express their irritation at certain videos. usually on lgbt or feminist videos because they hate anyone who isn't a cishet man

random woman on tiktok: i just want men to take us seriously
the most boring man to ever walk the earth: i got 2 phones

i got 2 phones by dannydevitoreal September 8, 2023

i love how 

when you hate something you say this.

I love how that stupid bitch annoys the hell outa me

i love how by isacc June 29, 2008