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high school

A place where (in theory, for all of you super seniors) you are supposed to spend 4 years of your life and get a nice education, whether it be in academics, social, etc.

considering the 15 pages of people giving cliche definitions of "prep" and "goth" i just felt the need to say i have either missed a memo or went to a high school that wasn't actually based off of a cheesy high school movie. yeah, kids dressed into some of those categories at my old high school but there were no designated places where different stereotypes ate, and as for cliques, lottss of kids were into multiple "groups".

i dunno, maybe i went to a fairy tale high school? i just don't understand what all of the bitching was about. and drama? if you don't hang around people who are into drama...your life WON'T actually be like a wannabe episode of laguna beach, surprise surprise.
Immature High schooler: Look at the nerd in the khakis and button up shirt and glasses. Bet he's a virgin.

Person who happens to be friends with both him and the immature high schooler: Actually he's cool, we went to a Lamb of God concert last week then he helped me fix my Ipod

Shall I resort to over-used phrases?

Don't judge a book by its cover, things are never as they seem, it's always darkest before the dawn (that one refers to highschool in general, in case you are having a shitty time)
by allisonchains July 6, 2009
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Nursing School

World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a clinical student. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering.
Perks from nursing school include the ability to know when the moon is full without looking outside, tell what someone drank and their BAC by smell, and pulling all-nighters as training for overnight shifts after you graduate.
by Killa Meplease, RN October 21, 2011
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menlo school

the best school ever. Its hecka awesome as always. and yes we are too good for real grass. and not all of us r rich snobs
hater: yr a rich snob hehe....u suck
menlo school person: screw u, u bs
by oeqbvoqeibvn November 8, 2007
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law school

An institution that steals three years of your life for three times the amount you paid for in undergraduate school. All learned there is how to party harder and longer without getting caught or at least an effective way to argue your way out of trouble.
Man, law school is such a drag... but hey hey, i knew my 1st amendement rights.
by mystiquekitten May 14, 2005
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School Ghost

Much like an office ghost a school ghost is a rarely visible entity that seldom appears at their listed school or institute of higher learning.

School Ghosts typically appear only by force, either when (depending on the level of school, ie; college, high school etc) they are either a: caught and fined for truancy and forced to and attend class for a few weeks to please the courts.

Or b; periodically go on 2 to 4 week "benders" and are spazzed out of their minds on booze and drugs until they remember that they have class and pop in for a session or two. Just enough to flunk a test or midterm and copy someone Else's lecture notes.

"School Ghosts" normally are borne of those who become tired of actually getting up in the morning to attend classes, homework, studying or exams. These entities names are typically called on role or roster every class session but are rarely accounted for. SG's often appear in the back row, with dark sweats or flat out pajamas no supplies and fall asleep half way through and aren't seen after that.
Everyone thinks im a total school ghost just because I've missed 16 or the 21 classes...pftt..what do they know?
by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008
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old school

The way things used to be done.
That (black and white tv, rotary phone, newspaper, top hat, typewriter, VCR, etc.) is old school.
by garbermatt August 10, 2010
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School Dance

An excuse for teenagers to get together, while taking drugs and alcohol, and sexually frustrate each other.
See Clusterfuck
If someone at school isn't in rough shape the day after the school dance, then they obviously werent at the school dance.
by Sir_real February 9, 2008
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