Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.

"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic

by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021

Full Richter

A Full Richter is when you cum inside someone and then IMMEDIATELY arrest them. Based on the lead character (and sex symbol) Special Agent Daniel Richter of the popular streaming crime series "The Oath" (2021).

I took this girl out last night and when she was a real freak. When she told me her darkest fantasies I knew I had to give her the FULL RICHTER.

by SeamusSikes February 9, 2021

full chimpanzee

When your friends completely disregard what you can do and throw shit in your face.

I work at a cider house but purchased cider at a bottle shop. I went full chimpanzee on them.

by Funniest Turtle February 22, 2021

“The Full Cunty”

An alcoholic female who uses drama, gossip, chaos and victimhood to distract others while she steals all of your money and destroys your life, business and your reputation. She will stalk your house , social media and pay for backgrounds checks to get information about anyone she feels is a threat to her egomaniacal inferiority complex.

She pulled “the full cunty” on anyone who saw through her fake facade of naïveté and innocence.

by alexthecat February 25, 2021

full handed

This is when all your hands are full and you can’t hold anything else.

Mum I can’t carry the shopping I am full handed

by anonymous February 26, 2021

Full Chisel

To go at full speed or full drive; show intense earnestness; to use great force; to go off brilliantly.

Full chisel is also a type of chain for a chain saw that has square-cornered teeth which is the most aggressive when cutting and cuts the fastest.

I'm going full chisel studying for finals this week.

by websterians1 March 5, 2021

Whole bus full of nuns

An expression of exasperated confusion, being unable to explain logically the good fortune of one’s present circumstance by insinuating the performance of something karmically exceptional in a past life.

To get such a partner; so attractive, thoughtful, and who contributes so much, it must have been a whole bus full of nuns.

by lapis.yoga March 6, 2021