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sock wars

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an ongoing battle during which a roommate or relative you live with (usually a brother) steals your socks cuz he or she is too lazy to do laundry.
My little brother and I have had such bitter sock wars for so long I've actually contemplated giving up wearing socks till I went off to college.
by ducksRpeople2 September 15, 2011
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Sock

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Term used for step son/daughter. SOCK, Some Other Cunts Kid
Man 1: Whats Tony up to tonight?
Man 2: He's minding the SOCK
by mc_dot January 26, 2015
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baby sock

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Damn! You got a baby sock.
by Anonymous June 3, 2003
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Hooker Sock

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A plain white sock you blow the smoke from marijuana through to lessen the smell. After blowing through it, there will be THC residue leftover on the sock in the shape of lips.
My hooker sock smells really bad.
by Gato Del Agua December 20, 2008
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A worn out (usually) sock that can no longer be used for wearing purposes, and is now used as something for storage, mainly of small objects such as change. They can also be used as a beating instrument in some cases if nothing better is available.
Person 1: All my socks are wearing out, I finally had to go out to buy some new ones because I was running out.

Person 2: Too bad, I hate having to throw socks away.

Person 1: No, No, I didn't throw them away, I just threw some stuff in them and used them as storage socks.

Person 2: Oh.
by rippinblaise November 19, 2009
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Death Sock

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A sock repetitively used as a cum-rag.

**Note: The only way to destroy a death sock is to burn it and banish it to hell.
Ben: Why the long face today, Josh?

Josh: My cleaning lady found my Death Sock. I don't know who I feel worse for, her or me.
by The Cum Wizard September 26, 2011
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u sock

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The alternative name for someone being a bad person or you hating them.
by Gummy Cake09 January 18, 2017
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