Fucking dead 

You probably wanted urban dictionary to ask if you wanted: a fucking dead mug
If not, then someone is going to keel over and die. Making them fucking dead

Is that guy fucking dead?

Fucking dead by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020

BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder)

The manor in which ones brain ceases normal cerebral function in such form as a coma. Typically induced from repetitive remedial tasks in which the brain slowly shuts down for long periods of time.
Symptoms:
Bleeding of the eye sockets
Uncontrolled urges to Punch, and hit.
Slow physical response.
Loss of speech and lack of saliva control

Dude, Smith is just sitting at his desk drooling and is not responding to anyone, He totaly has BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder)

BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder) by flynbrian January 13, 2009

CALL OF THE DEAD! 

Its something to randomly say no matter were you are or who your with! Just shouting it out will make all C.O.D. fans poke there heads up like ostiaries coming out of there holes.

(Interior day. mall)

Joe- hay man its pretty quite in this mall, lets go check out gamestop.

Steven- Your right it is to quite.......CALL OF THE DEAD!!!!!!

(Action- In Gamestop all C.O.D. players look around outside and become more aware then they once were)

CALL OF THE DEAD! by halojoe609 June 29, 2011

as good as dead 

Being in a very bad situation with no way out

Billy: The principal told my mom that I hit someone
Joe: You're as good as dead

as good as dead by UnfunnyBob July 28, 2016

drop dead clothing

A scene/emo clothing line created and run by lead singer of deathcore band bring me the horizon hu rawk btw.
He started it in 2005 i fink with only a few designs but now has alot more inc tshirts,hoodies,bags,jewrelley,shorts n shoes as his popularty has risen oh yeh its only sold on the internet at 'iheartdropdead.com

guy:1hey dude i love ur top its so rad

guy2:yeh i got it frm that drop dead clothing site

drop dead clothing by loren lavish August 9, 2008

My Dad is Dead

A statement of obvious fiction but believed to be true by the uneducated to be used in cases of awkward silences, as a result of too much caffeine, etc.

My dad is dead.
-He is?
Yeah he died this morning.
-I'm sorry to hear that.
Haha I'm lying you are an idiot.

My Dad is Dead by JFLisa October 29, 2007

tombstone for a dead dick 

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

tombstone for a dead dick by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016