Russian Paint Job 

Purely confidential and no one in the world besides Evan Spink, a big fag, can know. And also his three friends.

He/She is such a Russian Paint Job
Wow, this smells like a Russian Paint Job.
That looked like a Russian Paint Job!
That felt like a Russian Paint Job.
FUCK YOU, you Russian Paint Job!
My 4x4 jeep is such a piece of Russian Paint Job.

Russian Paint Job by Evan Spink December 4, 2009

Indian Burn Blow Job 

The unique process where the shaft of the penis is rubbed raw, Indian Burn style, while the tip is pleasured orally. Burn may only be relieved by through the process of deep throating. Also refereed as an IBBJ

Man 1: Dude why you walking so funny
Man 2: That bitch gave me an Indian Burn Blow Job
Man 1: ouch! Rough on the dick? You raw and red?
Man 2: Been moisturizing all day

Indian Burn Blow Job by BIG MACDADDY March 31, 2009

Z Job 

A Z Job is were you are recieving a blow job where the giver of the blow job is sleeping, also refered to as catching some zzz's, therefore a z job

Wow, my roommate gave me the best Z Job last night, haha and he always wakes up complaining about the bad taste in his mouth in the morning, what a fool.

Z Job by D 103 December 3, 2009

Above Job 

The opposite of a below job.

Ken - "Hey man, wanna give me an above job?"

Adam - "WTF is an above job?"

Ken - "It's the opposite of a below job."

See - Below Job

Above Job by Sir Poopmonkey March 20, 2009

shoe job 

A sexual act in which a woman wearing high heel shoes presses or squeezes the genitalia of a man with them until he achieves climax.

"Put on your sex shoes, baby, and give me a shoe job."

shoe job by Axel von Auersperg December 2, 2003

nut job 

The act of sucking on another's ball sac, aka nuts. This term is related to the term blow job.

I asked my girlfriend to give me a nut job, but she wouldn't because my sac was too hairy.

nut job by vwallac October 4, 2006

palm job 

palm job

the action in which you sexually rub your friends' or lovers' or (man) whores' upper arm and inner thigh with the up and downward motion of the palm, and a face that says hey i'm a rapist, let's get it on, causing discomfort.

girl: so .. (rubs palm against friend) how's everything going?
boy: uhmmm...uuuuuugh..n-n-nothingg .. * friend pops up.
OR

girl 1: i know lets play a game.. hehehhe, PALM JOBS.
girl 2: ooooooooooh no ..ufdhfjafdssaldjakhdkhusahdjsha scared.
girl 1: HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA

* a friendly act ^

palm job by booooombooooomboooooom December 8, 2009