Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.

The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

Achef Hossain

is THE GOD allmighty. He, who is above all Creatures. Everybody ist beneath him.

I bow down to ACHEF HOSSAIN.

There is no one like Achef Hossain.

I bow down to ACHEF HOSSAIN.

by MüllerMilch65 December 25, 2019

Serena hossfield

Serena is a slutty hoe that will hook up with anyone. she is a kind and very nice person and is also pretty smart. She knows when to do things but doesn’t know that being a hoe is bad. Serena is a nice person.

Omg is Serena hossfield is sucking my man

by hehehe stalker January 27, 2020

Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Isaiah Hoskins

A kid who looks like rod wave

Isaiah Hoskins look like rod wave

by Sullee is cracc April 24, 2020

Jaden hossler

aka the most handsome and gorgeous human to ever walked the planet Earth. He is a kind guy, he treats all of his fans equal and will never let you down. His smile could definitely light up a whole ass mansion. He will always be the person you could call at every hour of the night and answer immediately and always count on him. His voice is literally angelic. I would do everything for him. He could run me over and thank him.

I want a Jaden Hoslser in my life.
If I'm not marrying Jaden then I don't want it.
What's the whole purpose id I don't ever see Jaden Hossler.

by _eca_ionescu_ (insta) June 3, 2020

Evil hospitality

When a group of bad people treats you good.

They were bad people, but the guy had never been treated better, they showed evil hospitality.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2020