one-eyed mayonnaise launcher 

(n.) Same as penis or dick.

Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?

one-eyed mayonnaise launcher by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

bong eyed 

much like cock eyed. As someone takes a hit from the bong they look down towards it and go bong eyed. Also applicable to those whos eyes are constantly looking at each other.

check out that bong eyed bloke

bong eyed by ultimo1234567 November 16, 2007

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior 

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

gin eye 

a sore left eye as a direct result of the over consumption of gin

Kash, Em's and Benney had a nasty case of gin eye after getting epicly hooned

gin eye by mbenney October 16, 2008

One-eyed bandit 

A penis. Up to no good, of course.

We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf?

One-eyed bandit by bgal June 9, 2009

Bitch Eyes 

Someone who you can tell is an ass just by the stupid look in their face, mainly there eyes.

The guys I work with have bitch eyes, mainly the ones with beards.

Bitch Eyes by Adam Goldfish July 11, 2009

No eyebrows 

A freak of nature who lacks the necessary facial contrast that would otherwise reflect his/her current state of emotion.

Check that no eyebrows mofo! Can't tell whether his happy or wants to stab me... Fuck that freak!

No eyebrows by Eddie Bryan September 15, 2016