Definitions by bgal

One-eyed bandit 

A penis. Up to no good, of course.

We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf?

One-eyed bandit by bgal June 9, 2009

lost in the sauce 

Lost in the sauce is when you are loaded drunk, so you're a bit out of touch with reality.

I'm lost in the sauce once again. (Ween song)

lost in the sauce by bgal December 25, 2007