Stressed like catgut

Stressed out beyond description. From the use of catgut to make violins.

Dammit - I got two exams tomorrow plus I have to go to court. Stressed like catgut ... where the heck is the nearest gas station? I gotta get some Red Bull.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

flow like a harpoon

Performing oral sex on a man after eating a bunch of cheetos, leaving behind an orange dick.

All right stop, collaborate and listen; Ice is back with my brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly, then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know, turn off the lights and I'll glow.

Clearly Vanilla Ice spent a lot of time eating cheetos and turning dicks orange.

by guyrogersj January 24, 2018

like literally legit

80% of a boring person's vocabulary

Jennifer: today like I went to Starbucks, but like I got so hyper later on because I like drank coffee this morning already. like literaaaally hyper. I couldn't stop talkinggggggg. I was like a legit parrot the whole day. Literally. Like i'll never drink so much eeein a daaaay.

what i heard: like literally legit

by emshath June 14, 2016

Top it like it's hot

When a dominant lesbian gets on top for a friction fandango.

"K.D., top it like it's hot"

by Kathryn Sander May 18, 2008

party like an engineer

phrase. used to describe a phenomenon where an engineering undergrad starts swearing at his friends for not pursuing his noble profession of fixing "things". side effects include swearing at names of academic institutions apart from that of his.

Engineer Z literally defined party like an engineer last night and in his post-drunkard state asked friends to sit beside him at a bus stop while he tells a story and proclaims his craving for hokkien mee

by investmentbanker1990 February 7, 2012

Liked Her in Print

When you meet someone through a social networking site like Facebook, Myspace etc.. but when you meet them in person something about them makes you wanna punch them in the face.

Dave: "So dude did you finally meet face to face with that hot chic from Facebook?"
Tony: "Yeah man but she talked like Rosie Perez so I only liked her in print."

by Dawnger December 9, 2010

bruv like chain

An alteration to the phrase of 'off the chain' which is typically directed to a brother or brother-in-law.

Ian: hey

Tim: that last game of sequence was great!

Ian: bruv like chain!

by tamtamtamtam April 2, 2009