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Sax and violins 

A thing that has instruments inside.

Usually having saxophones and violins what else could it be?
Person 1: Dude this movie has sax and violins

Person 2: Don't you mean-

Person 1: Stfu no

second violins

usually the worst part of the violins, normally forgotten, rarely gets the melody, often mocked by the first violins.
The second violins are often disappointed with their music.

wrist violins 

to "play" them is to practice Phlebotomy, or to cut oneself
I saw some girl playing the wrist violins in the back of Hot Topic.

sax and violins 

That one musical instrument combination with a minimum age requirement to play, often implying a level of maturity needed to handle the complexities and nuances of the music. This phrase humorously highlights how certain instruments, like the saxophone and violin, are often associated with more advanced skill levels and the expectation of a certain age or experience.
When I tried to sign up for band class, they told me I had to be at least 18 years old to play the sax and violins—guess my dreams of being a child prodigy are on hold

Violin Hickey 

A red mark located somewhere on a violin/violists neck area (Location varies) from excessive practicing.

Due to looking a lot like a hickey, they are usually referred to as the "Violin hickey", But in the medical world, it is referred to as "Fiddler's neck" Which is much tackier.

Violinists/Violists get these on the left side, so anyone claiming a hickey on the right side has a violin hickey is really a whore trying to cover up by looking cool.

Hickeys are most often located under the jaw, in the mid-neck area, on the collarbone, or near the front of the shoulder.

Some hickeys are caused by a reaction to the nickel in the metal holding the chin rest on, while others are caused by the constant movement of the instrument against the skin.

This red mark is often considered a "Badge of Honor" among musicians, although they are actually quite painful.
Guy 1: Oh man, is that a hickey? What've you been doing?

Guy 2: No, man. That's just my Violin Hickey.
Violin Hickey by Violacentric January 4, 2013

Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012