ass breath 

The breath of a vegetarian. They sit around smuggly odering carrot juice and similar shit, thinking that they're the cat's meow, when in fact, you could weld with their breath.

He: This Volvo was owned by a Professor.

She: How do you know?

He: can't you smell the ass breath?

ass breath by Hoze December 20, 2004

ass cakes 

when shit dries on the ass hairs and hardens,

When I woke up this morning, I obviously did not wipe my ass good enough because I had some ass cakes dangling from my ass.

ass cakes by Roger Golding February 19, 2003

Ass Goblin 

A very disturbed person who will have an iritable obsetion with goblining peoples ass's. Also known an a 'Bum Bandit'.

"Hey dude can I goblin your ass?"

"No dude."

"Kmon, it's just a litttle goblining."

"Fuck'n, no you stupid Ass Goblin." etc.

Ass Goblin by Wha in the shit of all shit? June 28, 2009

Ass Fucker 

Ass Fucker: an offencive name given to a male who has sexual intercourse with another male or female in the anal(or rectem) area.

Frank is an Ass Fucker.

Ass Fucker by ~Keyona January 9, 2004

ass it up

When someone comes to your house and farts all over the place. Even one fart can be considered assing it up.

That motherfucker done came to my crib and assed it up in my motherfuckin' heezy!

ass it up by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003

ass hole 

Where Gay people go to show there love.

1st gay man: Man i love u so much.
2nd gay man: Dont tell me tell my ass hole.

ass hole by Matt May 13, 2005

ass shitting 

the act of shitting in someone elses ass

i was at this german porno shoot and this guy was ass shitting some hairy chick.

ass shitting by steve scuber November 4, 2006