ass food

food that is disgusting.mainly served at school for lunch.

I wonder if the lunchladies enjoy serving ass food for lunch?

by Eva4789 January 25, 2006

Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living. Also a douche.

Shut up Byorn. You're such a ass barber.

by Brent Jarvis November 6, 2008

asses and elbows

The only parts of your body that should be seen by your boss when he or she walks by to give the appearance that you are actually working. Scrub that floor. Asses and elbows baby.

Oh yeah, you'll see when you gotta get a job. Then it's asses and elbows baby, asses and elbows!

by Anti-Troll League October 15, 2011

angry ass

rectal pain, especially caused by excessive wiping after a bout of diarrhea; any kind of discomfort of the asshole; the great equalizer

Those PBRs had me blasting all morning, and now I've got serious angry ass.

by Nick Victim May 5, 2004

ass sombrero

n; A sub-category of "ass hat"; an exceptionally large tattoo spanning horizontally across the lower back, located directly above the ass crack.

Damn, girl, I didn't know you were inking up your whole back. That's not an ass hat--it's an ass sombrero.

by tinfoil raccoon November 23, 2004

faucet ass

A condition in which the fecal excrement consists mainly of liquid water which can in severe cases lead to dehydration.

That Mexican food gave me a serious case of faucet ass.

Did someone turn the shower on?

--No, thats just Jim and his faucet ass

by wankernutz February 7, 2004

ass-pirate

Derogatory term for a male who feels a sense of conquest from engaging in intercourse with other males.

Brett you ass-pirate!

by Billy Ray September 11, 2005