Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 

A game played with your bros, usually 3 or 4 of them while in the car, walking somewhere or just chilling . The game consists of one person asking Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and saying 3 girls names from your school or workplace. The others then answer by saying who they would kill marry and fuck. After everyone has gone, the person usually to the right of the 1st person goes and picks 3 more and the game continues. Any number of people can say the same combination of girls and explain their reasoning of their choice. Remember its only a game for you and your bros if played with acquaintances or just regular friends its not as good. NEVER BRING IT UP WHILE WITH A GIRL!

Ex. 1
*Walking to B Stop Pizza*

John- Alright boys Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1. Lisa, Emily, and Jess

Erick- Definitely Kill Emily Marry Jess and Fuck Lisa.

Danny- No way bro! Fuck Emily Marry Lisa Kill Jen

Zach- Dude I'd have to go with Danny, Jess is a major bitch.

Ex. 2

Zach- Fuck Me.

John- Shit man what happened?

Zach- Well me and Kayley were bored and we wanted to play a game so without thinking I asked her Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and named off her friends and when I tried to explain it to her she bitch slapped me and broke up with me and now we can never chill with that group of girls again.

Danny- Your a fucking dumb ass dude! that was a completely asenine thing to do!! I just got a text from Melissa and shes breaking up with me because Kayley told their group about that shit!

Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 by MethodMan3 March 13, 2011

2 for 1 

2 Players out for the price of one.

In a five-man paintball tournament, if you are caught wiping a blatant hit, they pull a two-for-one. You and two other teammates are thrown out of that match.

Dude, you noob! That 2 for 1 cost us the tourny! OMG, I'm gonna kill you!

2 for 1 by Bl33t July 26, 2006

70 minus 1 

Same as "69". Said when you want to appear clever to your friends. Or used when you need to say it in front of other people for a bit of stealth conversation.

Scene-crowded diner

Waiter: You boys need anything else?

Boys: No thanks.

waiter walks away

Bill: Hey, did you ever mess around with that bird from Club Strange that was hitting on you?

Fred: Oh yeah- we got into some "70 minus 1" at an afterhours I saw her at last weekend.

70 minus 1 by johnnyorbit May 1, 2007

2 & 1/2 week rule

The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.

If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.

-What? Jake went home with Mary again last night?!
-Yeah, he fell victim to the 2 & 1/2 week rule.

2 & 1/2 week rule by OST November 8, 2007

68 1/2 

When a girl wants to 69 but the pussy smells like a fish market and looks like the Amazon. You aren't eating that shit... So you fake chow her, while she sucks on your dick.

Man, Alice wasn't on her best game last night. Had to 68 1/2 that bitch.

68 1/2 by Traphouse/everything January 30, 2015

February 1 

love your friends day and say thanks to them for being there for you and if you have none say thank you to your grandparents and parents

today is february 1! that means it’s love your friends day!

February 1 by chocolate pudding January 27, 2021

February 1 

Harry Day! A day to celebrate Harry Styles… Don’t we all love him?

Me: What day is it?
Friend: It’s February 1??
Me: No It’s Harry Day!

February 1 by Crazyforharry28 February 1, 2022