Well let me tel you this, if he were to get drunk and get pulled over, he would not pass the drunk test, especially the one where you have to touch you nose!He also likes to watch porn, and one time he was at the store and someone threw a snow ball, and he got pissed, and the old lady he was helping out thought he had DOWN SYDROME!!!! well that noah wallace for ya!!!!!!!!
Noah: She is a hottie
Mark: really,way you say that Noah
Noah: she has nice butt and stuff
Mark: do you think she is looking for "black dick" (Arab Acsent)
Noah: shut up ass hole!!!
Mark: really,way you say that Noah
Noah: she has nice butt and stuff
Mark: do you think she is looking for "black dick" (Arab Acsent)
Noah: shut up ass hole!!!
by James franks the 3rd February 6, 2005
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When someone takes a Wall post in a different direction in which you originally intended, therefore "Jacking" your Wall and post.
Dude, I posted a song on my Wall and Josh started talking about his dog and now it has nothing to do with my post, complete Walljack!
by Sultin July 9, 2011
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1.Verb. To damage or otherwise make an object less than functional or operational.
2.Verb. To bring the temperature of an atmosphere to an oppressive level of heat and still think it is lacking warmth.
3.Noun. When an object is in an inoperable condition.
1.Verb. To damage or otherwise make an object less than functional or operational.
2.Verb. To bring the temperature of an atmosphere to an oppressive level of heat and still think it is lacking warmth.
3.Noun. When an object is in an inoperable condition.
I hope the car isn't wallaced too bad....Where do you keep getting wallaced from. You know to leave something broken and can't fix it, wallaced.
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And if you go down towards the local pub or spar on a Friday or Saturday night you will see that the town is run by little spasticated neds and junkies. Jeez I haven’t seen someone wearing a shell suit since the 80s but just a few days ago saw someone wearing one in Wallacestone
And if you go down towards the local pub or spar on a Friday or Saturday night you will see that the town is run by little spasticated neds and junkies. Jeez I haven’t seen someone wearing a shell suit since the 80s but just a few days ago saw someone wearing one in Wallacestone
Sarah: Honey have been looking at places to move online Wallacestone looks lovely.
John: I think we need a divorce
John: I think we need a divorce
by Mr dude January 17, 2019
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The condition for performing a Walack is that every person who has seen the person with the new haircut, within the span of one week of the haircut, may slap the person one time on the neck. The person getting slapped may not move or protect their neck during the duration of the slap.
The condition for performing a Walack is that every person who has seen the person with the new haircut, within the span of one week of the haircut, may slap the person one time on the neck. The person getting slapped may not move or protect their neck during the duration of the slap.
- Hey freaking nice haircut man!
- Thanks dude...
- Alright, get ready to feel a walack with the power of a thousand suns
👏👏*SMACKK*👏👏
- Thanks dude...
- Alright, get ready to feel a walack with the power of a thousand suns
👏👏*SMACKK*👏👏
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