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by devil herder July 11, 2004
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armpit testicles

The little balls of deodorant that form on your armpits when your deodorant balls up (only happens with white deodorant)
I knew that deodorant was no good... It balled right up and gave me armpit testicles!
by Foxygrrl1214 May 16, 2005
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Tentacle tard

-noun

1.) Someone so ridiculously inbred that it's amazing they don't have tentacles growing out of their face.

2.) A mentally retarded squid.
Dude 1: Where's Jim?
Dude 2: Playing World of Warcraft.
Dude 3: Jim's such a fucking tentacle tard.
by Mr snuggle mittenz December 31, 2008
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Metaphorical Testicles

A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.
Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'.

Girl 2: '...'
by TheDreamMaster May 18, 2011
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testickles

Adj:

1. Playful game in which a person named Tes is tickled.

2. The sexual act of gently stroking the testicles in order to produce a favourable outcome for the male in question. Overuse of this practice has led to an increased incidence of blueballs according to the North American Medical Journal.
Henry: Darling would you please perform some testickles on me?
Florence: Of course dear, just let me shave my knuckles first.
by Superlicks February 9, 2010
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Testicle-demiglaze

The greasy film left over genitals after a night of filthy sex
the testicle-demiglaze I have now is strong enough to bring a tear to a donkey's eye.
by macdad March 31, 2003
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testicle paint

I filled my cum bucket with testicle paint
by James Hendry August 21, 2003
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