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Sasoon

Like a little pastry, a little fried roti ball with icing and whipped cream.. the delicious SASOON.
chicka # 1: *squeals* what are you eating?
chicka # 2: i'm eating a sasoon! they're delicious!

flippyhair # 1: DUDE YOU JUST STEPPED ON MY LAST SASOON!
by hot half chicka February 13, 2008
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samoen sundae

The act of taking a shit on a women's chest and then sprinkling coconut on top of it, then ejaculating on it for the simulating the hot fudge sauce.
Man 1 "Dude I was with my gf last night and laid a samoen sundae on her for my first time"

Man 2 "Damn dude that's gross kinda gross what did she say"

Man 1 "Well the 5th time I did it she woke up"
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Samoen Sundae

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest (asleep or not) then adding coconut topping and finishing it off with a hot syrupy ejaculation that represents the hot fudge sauce.

You can rub "your banana" in it if you so desire to make it extra realistic.
Man 1 "Dude I performed the Samoen Sundae on my gf last night for the first time."

Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"

Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."

Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"

Man 1 "Yup"

Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"
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Samson

Samson is a small town in Alabama. It barely has a population of 2000 but there mostly hoes and REDNECKS!
He’s probably from Samson.
by 2468832 December 6, 2018
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Samoonth

Use interchangably for pretty much any fucking word you want.
Samoonth me the remote cunthole. Or Don't samoonth at me cunthole.
by Mother July 29, 2003
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Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.
Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.
by Mack 10 the knife February 24, 2010
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Dirty Samoan

An interesting sex position where the man is standing straight up with there legs farther away then shoulder with and arms straight in the air like the 'Y' in the YMCA dance and is pounding the girl doggy style while yelling and moving his hands hang loose
" my quads really hurt after that surf I took and that dirty Samoan"
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