Rule 111

If it exists, a man will act, will have acted, or will act in the future, like it's his penis. There are no exceptions to this rule.

Dude look the empire state building is totally my cock. Rule 111

Rule 111 by Pyrometer June 28, 2010

Rule 2 

Do NOT, talk about /b/.

Some person- What's /b/?
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Other guy- Rules 1 and Rule 2 bitch.

Rule 2 by Mboone April 21, 2010

Rule 32 

Pics (var. Screenshots), or it didn't happen.

Joe: I finally made it past the Boss on level 12!
Bob: Uh, huh... sure you did. Rule 32, buddy.

Rule 32 by graycloak November 25, 2014

Rule 1138 

Rule 1138 is, simply put, "No matter how dumb something in Star Wars or it's accompanying expanded universe is, there is ALWAYS something dumber." Named after THX-1138, the last 4 digits of which constantly occur in the works of George Lucas.

The prawnpeople in Dark Empire are a prime example of Rule 1138.

Rule 1138 by Ensign_RickySA February 28, 2011

rule 307

There is an exception to EVERY rule. No exceptions.

rule 132: If it can't be killed, it doesn't exist.

rule 307: (Except Chuck Norris)

rule 307 by soulscythe666 March 13, 2010

Rule of New Londons

"If one has New Londons fries, one must share New Londons fries. Someday you will be without them, and, because of this rule, you can help yourself to some of the deliciousness, just as others have helped themselves to yours."
~Moses, "The Old Testament" Deleted Scenes

When an aquaintance has a serving of delicious New Londons fries, this law can be utilized. The Moocher must first declare that he/she is taking some fries under the Rule of New Londons. The owner of the fries has no choice but to comply, for they know that they have mooched in the past and will mooch in the future.

"Dude, you're so envious, I have fries and you don't!"
"I hereby enact the Rule of New Londons. Fork some over."
"Dammit dude, fine, here ya go..."

Rule of New Londons by JockoAccidente October 7, 2006

Rule 291 

Rule 291: Every Rule number and Rule letter under this contradicts everything above this number. NO EXCEPTIONS.

It's an internet rule, hence Rule 291: Every Rule number and Rule letter under this rule contradicts everything above this Rule

Rule 291 by MunkeyJob July 6, 2011