redditor

a professional troglodyte who uses reddit in unhealthy amounts and gets hostile when someone disagrees with something they don't like

notorious for it's unfunny memes like "australia is upside down xD UPVOTED!!!!! reddit gold thanks kind stranger wholesome 100!!"

I beat the shit out of a redditor with a leadpipe cause they were fucking annoying

by trollface moment September 3, 2020

redditor

a person that uses reddit. they are typically annoying to many people and are known to be toxic and narcissistic.

that guy over there looks like a redditor.

by rozbx November 30, 2019

Reddit

A social media app that is fastly becoming the personals section that Craigslist once had before it was shut down. You can find memes and shitty, self-absorbed admins on Reddit. But you can also find gloryhole locations, gay daddies, cock and pussy lovers, bear lovers (the big, chubby, hairy, often bearded homosexuals. Not the big, hairy ones that sneak into your campsite at night and eat all your food while you sleep in your camper or tent), dick riders, tits and ass lovers. The list is endless. The gloryhole section is of particular interest. You will never see a super soaker water gun the same after you realize someone named "Sooper Sucker", an xtube cock sucker with a ton of videos of him sucking every swinging dick that walks by and sticks itself through a hole and into a mouth that's on a face covered by a mask. You've got men claiming to have never had their cock sucked by a male (it's bullshit because they know there are thirsty ass males out there who will suck any dick for any old reason). Instead of ads like the ones Craigslist had, you have posts featuring short video clips and pics of guys touching their weiners or striking some weird pose to either show off their penis, ass, muscled arms with a keg belly, etc. Whatever they think appeals to the viewer.

Them: I want to play with my man tool, but I am bored with xtube, redtube and pornhub.

Me: dude, just go on Reddit. It's full of porn.

by GG Allin September 23, 2020

redditors

virgin and loser cunts

redditors are bitches that should be decapitated and their nuts ripped off

by thecuntingcunt April 30, 2022

Reddit Atheist

An asshole who can’t handle the fact that the vast majority of humans do, in fact, believe in some sort of god.

Guy 1: It’s cool you’re an atheist man, but I still wanna be Christian.
Reddit Atheist: *begins frothing at the mouth* *sweats in pure rage* *begins screaming and crying* NOOOOOOOOO!

by Heffty July 18, 2023

Male Redditor

A person who uses Reddit but their exact view point on Females is unknown.

Sandra: Isn't weird how a Male Redditor would make a meme about how girls are boring and boys are quirky, but then post about how they don't have a girlfriend the next day?

Nicole: Weird indeed.

by ThunderThighsThorton August 7, 2020

reddit

A place to promote yourself, converse on a text-based digital medium, do whatever you want really. If there isn't a subreddit for it, you can make one. Take everything with a grain of salt as trolls are always in arm's reach. The user post popularity system is ranked by upvotes and downvotes, with new content quickly pushing out older content. Risky click, but worth a shot.

I read it on reddit.

by ilikeeatingbrains November 3, 2013