Optical Rectumitis

Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.

Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.

by Whistle Blower0013 May 14, 2025

rectum rager

Gay male

Dan is such a Rectum rager

by aj96 July 8, 2014

rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016

Runny rectum

When someone shoves a jar up there rectum then breaks it inside of there butt

Brandon got horny and got a runny rectum

by Papichulo4 December 5, 2019

rectum wristwatch

brown stain left on wrist after fisting a girls asshole.

at breakfast I noticed tony had on a rectum wristwatch from fisting my ass the night before.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

rectumate

enjoying the fondling of ones rectum either alone or with a partner.

Ohhh baby! i sure would like to rectumate you.

by pussy bee June 6, 2022

Gay Anally Rectums

A term indicating that your next door neighbor made a payment on their car loan, which by conquest then caused any number of younger citizens to start stopping at the front entrance.

‘Hey there Isaiah, could we get gay anally rectums on the West 9th St. side of the church building today, after 5th period.’

by Sick-Puppy July 12, 2018