An existential evil... That says everything the American conservatives say.... Wait, Er... Ok hold on... What about him is bad? He's corrupt? But... The media says that the American government is corrupt... BOTH sides... So... What makes him bad? OOOOOOHHHH.... Right. He's not US. He's not the US one He's the THEM one... Ok. I get it. Anyone who is not you or not on your team is bad. Makes sense. Like a retard and the whores who fuck and defend them. (See, I have comprehension problems so I need to frame the situation in a way I can understand. I only know retards and whores).
Hym "Yeah, I don't see how Putin is any worse than the rest of them. I mean, it's like being a patriots fan and hating Peyton manning. He literally does the same job. You would all be doing the same kind of shit if you had the power. Or worse."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Putinmug. the verb “Putin” refers to taking an object from another and then smoothing it over while you know you’re wrong.
He: You never guess what happened to me last night.
She: What?
He: I was ordering a pizza and Trevor didn’t want anything. When the pizza arrived, he pulled a Putin (Pulling a Putin) on me and ate half of my pizza.
She: Wow, that’s a nasty Putin.
She: What?
He: I was ordering a pizza and Trevor didn’t want anything. When the pizza arrived, he pulled a Putin (Pulling a Putin) on me and ate half of my pizza.
She: Wow, that’s a nasty Putin.
by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 8, 2022
Get the Pulling a Putinmug. by mamsa February 21, 2022
Get the putinmug. A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.
My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.
by xavi_danger July 26, 2022
Get the Putin's Retreatmug. The numerous millionaire and billionaire friends of Vladimir Putin who got rich from their government connections after the end of the Cold War. Vladimir Putin, Putin, President Trump, Donald Trump, Trump treason, Trump bump, the Orange King, President Chaos, Russia, Russiagate, Mueller investigation, James Comey, FBI, CIA, intelligence community, Paul Manafort, Jarod Kushner, Kremlin
CNN spends each night on Russiagate and trying to expose all of the Putin pals. I don’t believe anything the news is saying about it though.
by joecoolthefool February 21, 2018
Get the Putin palmug. by president zelenskyy February 28, 2022
Get the Putinmug. Vladimir Putin is a President of Russia from 2000 to 2008, then president from 2012 to the present time. In general, a good person (not counting the fact that in 2015 he concluded a truce with Ukraine only so that the latter would strengthen its army and fire with impunity at its “own” territory, populated mainly by Russians), raised the country from the @ssh0le of the 90s to the level of one of the leading powers (again). Leads an anti-Western and anti-LGBT policy.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;
They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;
Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;
A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.
P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;
They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;
Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;
A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.
P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.
Person A: Who is Vladimir Putin? I wonder who is he. (asks innocently)
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*
by Absolutely random guy March 1, 2024
Get the Vladimir Putinmug.