#pleasesayballs

Bleet from GTA 5 that says: Do you measure a penis from the base or the balls?

Do you measure a penis from the base or the balls? #pleasesayballs

by Minecraft1238 February 3, 2019

plasexual

someone who is attracted sexually to plastic objects, and shares a special intimacy with particular plastic objects.
(kylie jenner is acceptable)

nasha: guys i might be plasexual

afif: wait whats that?
risyht: its him finding plastic objects hot or sum

asaj: ohh. congrats on coming out
helas: yea dude we’re proud of you

nasha: thanks guys, means alot.
afif: so wait can u have a relationship w them?
risyht: he can

asaj: but you dont?
helsah: yeah he’s just attracted to the at the moment.
afif: that’s pretty dope wtf. again, congrats.

by silvasoundslikesaliva October 20, 2021

Please do not eat the weeds

A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.

Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds

Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds

by Nion_YT May 8, 2022

please delete if not allowed

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023

homie please

Nigga please for those who want to be gangsta without being non-PC.

Some moron wrote "Homie please" on our lunch table.

by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

The Plebe 9

This audience is meant for anybody who has ever attended the United States Military Academy. The plebe 9 are 9 radtastic plebes who just wanted to have a good time drinking and posted some rad pictures on facebook. These plebes we turned in and court martialed accordingly. They all recieved the max punishment of 100 hours of walking tours. These plabes represent what officer should be, men who aren't afraid of risk and are willing to protect thier brothers in arms for the unity of the United States Army. The plebe 9 are West Point Hero's

Cadet McGowan: Yo dude I have seen a bad case like this since the legend of the Plebe 9. Its hard to believe people have still not gotten the message not to turn your brothers in arms for stupid shit.

Cadet Heffsuro-dahlong: Yea dude , you gotta look out for your classmates , I mean you are all that we have got.!!

by Number 1: McGuiness April 29, 2011

Ben Pesek

(proper noun) - A Pokemon master that is also the Overlord of Kinkiness. He enjoys catching Pokemon all day long, and being kinky in the evenings in white mini vans with lotions and hot tubs.

I had lots of fun playing Pokemon with Ben Pesek last night; it got kinky fast.

by Anonymous Mousesies November 7, 2012