Nelson

To cruelly laugh in the presence of someone's misfortune.

I got fired today and my boss's assistant nelsoned me as I was cleaning out my desk.

I fell while rollerblading in the park and some jerk gave me a Nelson out a car window.

by Masner August 9, 2008

nelson gomez

black person wannabe

nelson, ur so black

by joe October 24, 2003

Nysone

1. A verbal high-five. 2. Giving praise to or for, Experess approval or admiration of. 3. Honour in words.

"Jeez, that's a Nysone mate," He commented.
"That's not what your Mum said last night!" He said. "Nysone mate," another added.
"Great car. Nysone," He stated.

by Nystrom September 22, 2008

nelson dick size

Nelson’s dick is a mega monster .
Size 20 inch

How was Nelson last night: person 1
It was great : person 2
Nelson dick size :

is a mega monster

by Yay a yay June 3, 2018

Nelson

A sexy bloke with a 8 inch cock and gets all the babes and is a jet at every sport and is a fucking legend who does coke of your girlfriends tits and slippery geckos her at the same time

God Nelson fucked me so good last night

Nelson’s cock is so big

I sucked Nelsons Dick last night and it was amazing

by Fuck your nan September 12, 2019

bruce nelson

One of the smoothest dudes on earth. Kind of a nerdy name but it’s only because he’s so smart plus gets all the bitches literally. Why limit yourself to one girlfriend when you can have many. Mike Guzzi changed his name to a Bruce Nelson and then he started getting so much ass and bread .

Hi my name is Bruce Nelson and I’m a Muther Fucking G.

by Auto October 4, 2019

Classic Nelson

An exclamation said when a person does something that lacks significant IQ. It’s often characterized by a very clumsy movement or saying of words. Classic Nelson is said with an emphasis on the “l” ie clllasic Nelson.

You just poured cheese-water on yourself ; Classic Nelson!

Bro that guy just ate 41 oranges ; Classic nelson!

That guy just took a bite out of a stick of deodorant; Classic Nelson!

by Classic Nelson March 1, 2020