cunt needle 

A word meaning penis, or expressing great anger and distress in any situation of great magnitude.

"FUCK! He came outta the walls! *WHACKSHOOTDEAD* ohhhhhh, cuntneedle"
or
"CUNT NEEDLE!... I lost..."

cunt needle by Jameson IV April 20, 2008

thread the needle 

Sexual intercourse before starting a task.

Man visits female friend.

Man: I need to fix some clothes of mine, can you teach me how to sow these patches on?

Woman: Sure... wanna thread the needle, first?

thread the needle by Wham Bam Thank You Mam March 28, 2009

threading the needle 

When a brother jumps down off the top bunk onto another brother and landing with his dick in the other brothers ass.

mom: boys time for dinner!
boy: just a minute i'm threading the needle with Timmy.
mom: dinken flicka

threading the needle by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

Bury the needle 

When driving in a car or riding a motorcycle or crotch rocket and stopped at a red light or simply just driving, the driver will floor the gas pedal and gain a burst of speed, passing other drivers as they do it. Refers to the tachometer which measures the engines RPMs and the fuel gauge.

"When its raining, I like to bury the needle so that the tires slip"

Bury the needle by Cartmaniac June 28, 2009

clock needle 

One who works or can work round the clock.

The master is making his servant work almost like a clock needle.

clock needle by uttam maharjan January 4, 2012

dusty needle 

When an octogenarian or septuagenarian discusses what it's like to have intercourse after several years of involuntary abstinence due to the inability to find a suitable partner, a heart condition, other nondescript but impactful medical condition.

Charlene and I went back to my room after bridge, I sewed her up real good even though it has been a while with the dusty needle.

dusty needle by Mrficklepicke September 10, 2020

Slut Needle 

A slut needle is a needle that goes into multiple guys penises for semen extraction. Then it is pumped into a women. Therefore making the woman a slut because she has multiple different types of semen inside her

Guy: Omg! you got that Slut Needle in your penis too?

Guy 2: hell yeah! It felt super cool! I can’t wait to make that girl a slut after this!

Slut Needle by Candogthesquirrel November 15, 2020