Eating at Mona's

Discrete reference to oral sex used in professional or formal social settings, or when you want to say something with a little more class than "eating pussy." Any name may be used, but Mona - as in moan - helps eliminate uncertainty. Variations include 'Dining Out/Eating Out at Mona's' or 'Getting takeout from Mona's.'

BIll (talking to Mike at office staff meeting): Hey, Mike, sorry I missed your call last night, I was eating at Mona's and couldn't get to the phone.

by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018

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monad

n. A floofy liar that frequently tells horribly unfunny jokes and unwitty comments, resulting in the collective annoyance of those around it.

"Geez, what a monad."
"Man, that guy sure is a monad."
"Jay, you are a monad."

by reacher November 11, 2004

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Sweet Sassy Molassy

When you use high fructose corn syrup as lube to have anal sex with someone who has explosive diarrhea.

Karen had the shits bad last night so we made a Sweet Sassy Molassy.

by Krista NZ September 25, 2021

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Mona

A female character from Genshin Impact who is an ultra-hot wizard with a hella thicc ass. She wears a shining purple leotard and glimmering tights along with golden high-heels, making her even more attractive. She also possesses long black hair put into two twintails. She is known for being poor and is always looking for food. I wish I could adopt her and she could be my wife forever. Maybe she can even find a spell to swap our bodies for a bit. UWU

"Mona from Genshin Impact is the most attractive character of all time."

by KrimsonKatt May 2, 2021

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tasha molnar

is the most amazing girl any guy could have. shes the prettiest in school. she drives me crazy with her looks. i get all warm and tingly when she kisses me. she has an amazing sense of humor. her smile can light up the room. she acts cute around you and knows how to make your laughter grow and your tears disappear. the girl i can love for who she is. you cant stay mad at her for a long amount of time. her eyes are memorizing. you cant help to love everything about her, her walk, her talk, how she smells. she looks beautiful no matter what she is wearing and does not need make up to look good. she the girl i would die for, i would never give up on, and i would fight for no matter what. you like to see her happy more then yourself. you cant stop complementing her cus you know it will never be enough. you cant describe her with words cus if you couls you would use every word imaginable. she finds away to get stuck in your head so you constantly think about her and dream about her. every other girl looks dull in comparison to her and you cant look at them. when your with her you can hardly breath cus she takes your breath away. your always trying to find new things to do to keep her happy. you wait on her hand and foot and do what ever she says cus you respect her. you dedicate your whole life to wanting to be by her side.

if you have a tasha molnar your the luckiest man in the world and better never loose her or you will be the saddest man in the world

by adfsddsgfgsdfasd May 31, 2011

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