lonely woman meal

a pre-packaged, low-calorie meal, usually frozen (e.g., Lean Cuisine), consumed when alone by overweight single women and gay men who are dateless and desperate.

Friday night was date night for the girls, except Shirley. She went home, took off her Spanx and had a lonely woman meal.

Jim felt too fat to go out last night. He went home, put on the Bravo network, poured himself a vodka & Vanilla Diet Coke and had a lonely woman meal.

lonely woman meal by queefahontas November 25, 2010

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Nigger Meal

Any meal that you acquire for free whether it being stolen or given.

Devin: Hey Shaun, buy me a funnel cake!

Shaun: Dammit Devin I'm tired of you always wanting a nigger meal. Why don't you get a job?

Nigger Meal by Eduardo Jesus Julio III February 2, 2009

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Kid's Meal

The act of swallowing a load of ejaculate. Instead of becoming future children, the semen makes for a nice, protein-rich meal for whoever is on the receiving end!

Tom: "Did you get some from that chick last night?"
Steve: "Hell yea, she said she was hungry so I got her to suck me off and I rewarded her with a Kid's Meal!!"

Kid's Meal by HamilStein August 5, 2010

you look like a five course meal

When a guy tells you this it basically means he can eat you all day. It could be used as complement or Sexual term but either way we all know what term you'll choose

Damn girl you look like a five course meal ;)

you look like a five course meal by Xysticc June 4, 2017