Lightning romance

Falling into love quickly , or getting into a relationship almost instantly.. . A quick and passionate relationship. ,, most times too quickly !! Could end in a backlash

Kayleigh and Brandon hit it off instantly , They were instantly in a Lightning romance , passionate and wild. Like they have always been Lovers.

by SpyTattoo May 12, 2014

lightning spear

When two guys are participating in anal coitus; and the pitcher tazers the catcher while yelling "lightning spear!"

"Lightning spear!"

"Ugh, I wish Terry and Jerry would get a quieter hobby"

by Mr. Poopy Butthole June 9, 2016

lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.

*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"

by whatsgoodbruh December 15, 2017

lightning in my feet

AKA, ground shock . Landing from a jump causes pain in the foot which can sometimes be known as" lightning in my feet".

Jumping down from that wall gave me lightning in my feet.

by Rocky dog January 1, 2020

Lightning Juice

The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip

Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*

by Meissparta May 18, 2021

Lightning McQueen Fast

Grab your dick, squeeze it hard, and go very fast.

Hey baby, next time you send me a video, can you go Lightning McQueen fast.

by crazygirllll December 9, 2021

lightningbot

Lightningbot, also known as the fake company, loves to fake their statistics. They try to keep their bot count up with a great provider that earns money from Sayz Lim, known as Statix. Ben Paterson, the owner of Lightningbot, loves trains. He, unfortunately, can only afford to host his fake company on a $5 DigitalOcean droplet because he spent the rest on train tickets.

Lightningbot, the fake company, loves to violate the defamation law.

by BenPaterson December 12, 2021