kettle

a container for boiling water

she showed up with a new watch—was kettle for sure

by anonymous April 20, 2025

Kettle Fingers

A person who uses the kettle so frequently — constantly making tea or coffee — that it seems like their fingers are permanently fused to it.

This word was originally coined in 2025 by Constandinos Stelios Savva, a London-based creator. He invented the term to describe people who are always boiling water for a brew.

(Created by Costa Savva, 2025 — all rights reserved to the original mind behind “Kettle Fingers.”)

“Bro, you’ve had five cups already today. You’re such a kettle fingers!”
“Living with a kettle fingers means the kettle never gets a rest.”

by KettleKing June 23, 2025

kettletoro

a professional pepega vtuber who loves talking to her viewers on stream. she's most known for her entertaining short videos on genshin impact and razor language explanations. she's so silly we love her

my first time in a kettletoro stream but im staying for life

by quackmon August 28, 2025

Kettled

When you’re snorting phat slugs of ketamine and you feel the moments just before you k hole

‘Your kettled cunt’

‘Your kettled cunt’

by Y0UR10N1C3 September 28, 2025

kettleogue

Or simply, "kettleog". An items-for-sale publication dat offers lots of whistling/steaming metal vessels for making tea, soup, etc.

I usually just use saucepans and stewpots for my food-cooking needs, but I still find it fun to peruse a kettleogue and look at da neat and attractive designs of said culinary simmerers.

by QuacksO January 2, 2026

butter kettle

Soft pussy

Yh dude she's got a proper butter kettle

by Gwbsbsha January 4, 2018

Dutch Kettle

Dutch kettle. When you fart in bed and put the covers over your partners head and they just stay there. Almost a dutch oven but without the struggling to get out.

I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend but she stayed there. She likes the dutch kettle

by Blowjob S&D October 18, 2018