Judge Rinder

A British arbitration-based reality court show that has been on air on ITV since 11 August 2014.

Judge Rinder is the best court show

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Judgement

Something I try to reserve until someone (personally) crosses me.

Hym "Oooh Judgement! Yeah, if society is going to judge me. Why shouldn't I judge it? Because society can't take a fucking joke as well as I can and they will castigate me out of society if they can manage."

Iam "You don't take jokes very well though you lash out at every..."

Hym "That just makes society that make worse don't you think?"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Judge

A lawyer who has prostituted themselves in the courts and attended a sufficient number of coke fueled orgies with the other judges to be trusted to join the club.

Judge 1: Should we let Cynthia become a judge?

Judge 2: We have no choice, she has photos of my Johnson.

by Dr Neurohacker July 12, 2022

Fake judger

To judge someone but save your own ass by saying "But I'm not judging you." or "Everyone knows ec."

Barbara: Everyone knows Vanilla drinks are the best.
Wade: So is smoking pot.
Barbara: Smoking pot is filthy everyone knows that but I'm not judging you as filthy
Wade: your such a Fake Judger I think u need self reflection.

by PoshPuff September 12, 2016

Button Judge

An on field judge during a marching band competition who's job it is to judge the accuracy and straightness of the buttons on the marching band uniforms.

Better straighten those buttons, the button judge is watching.

Watch out for the button judge.

by DA1927 September 25, 2017

Fudge Judge

A legal judge who specializes in food related criminal cases. The name simply comes from the fact that 'fudge' and 'judge' rhyme.

ALL RISE FOR YOUR GLORIOUS FUDGE JUDGE!!

by Fone Bone June 10, 2018

party judge

Word used to describe that one annoying friend who goes to parties but doesn’t drink and silently or not judges everyone else for doing so.

Dave: Hey dude, how was the party yesterday?

Mike: Yeah it was fine but Jimmy was such a party judge again...

Dave: I’ll spike his juice with vodka next time...

by BlazeXF May 17, 2021