josh

a guy who has an ego the size of an elephant and thinks so much of himself it is honestly tiring. constantly flirting with girls yet underneath all that he is probably scared of worms and cries over losing a game on his xbox.

girl1: omg omg omg this guy just flirted with me!
girl2: bet it was Josh

by Hello, September 16, 2020

Josh

Someone who looks like they smell bad

that "josh" over there really looks like someone who could use some deoderant

by Scroatty McBoogerballs October 20, 2011

Josh

A fat bastard who usually can't touch or see his toes

What a fucking josh or the Kung fu panda was a bit of a josh

by Seallover67 November 14, 2016

Josh

A weasel like person who will always put his own sexual needs above the needs of others, regardless of friendship status. Often associated with the 'Watson affect'; in which one will fancy the same girl as one of their friends has just started dating.

"he pulled a josh on me and screwed me over big time" & "looking at these three people we can clearly see the Watson affect in action, with one of the males chasing the others' woman".

by AbCdEf November 23, 2013

Josh

A sud muffin who's a failed attempt at suicide (and a shining example of oof the condom broke) and the worst Roblox player

Fuck Josh

by Ez Eli May 9, 2019

Josh

a dumb, ugly, stupid, player. Most likely to break your heart.

Lulu: omfg I HATE YOU! YOUR A FUCKEN JOSH!!

Bob: woaaah, I can't believe you just called me josh...

Lulu: well you are.

by brainerhatercrew <33 November 14, 2010

Josh

Noun (Josh) Verb (joshing) - a person who gets very angry very easily, has a small penis, and supports nazism. Easily obsessed with something and it's automatically better than anything you think is cool. Chops Mormons

"Dude calm down, you're joshing right now"
"Come on man don't be a Josh."
"Don't Josh at Isaiah, he's very fragile"

by Kill3rcat456 May 11, 2016