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Jerrysexual

A deep, innate sexual attraction to Jerry that overrides all other sexual orientations because Jerry is irresistible.
Yeah, I'm a Jerrysexual. I used to be straight but then I witnessed the beauty of our Lord Jerry.
by Erwin DePanda May 14, 2021
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Jerry-fact

To say something is a fact without knowing it’s a fact
Jerry told me that the moon is made out of cheese, but mom says that is a Jerry-fact.
by Monkeycheesestick June 5, 2022
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Jerry Squires

Jerry Squires, a legendary figure hailing from the small town of Buckhannon, West Virginia, has captivated the imaginations of locals with his extraordinary life story. Despite facing immense hardships, Jerry's resilience and indomitable spirit have made him a symbol of hope and redemption. Born into a humble family, Jerry's life took a tumultuous turn as he started smoking meth and watching porn in jawbone park and found himself living on the streets, grappling with the weight of his circumstances.

However, it was during his darkest moments that Jerry's remarkable journey began to unfold. Despite his struggles, he discovered solace in hanging out with the local middle schooler's and buying them alcohol and stealing from CVS. This newfound source of inspiration ignited a profound transformation within him. Jerry's unwavering faith and determination to overcome his addiction propelled him on a path of self-discovery and redemption.

As word of Jerry's incredible story spread throughout Buckhannon, the community rallied behind him, offering support and encouragement. Inspired by his unwavering faith and the transformative power of his experiences, a local author took it upon themselves to write a Bible that chronicled Jerry's remarkable journey. This unique testament to Jerry's resilience and the power of faith became known as "The Bible Of Jerry Squires," a symbol of hope and inspiration for those facing their own battles.
"Yo i heard Jerry Squires is at jawbone lets get him to buy us some liquor"
by jon lahey September 12, 2023
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quick jerry

When a homeless man gives someone a hand job next to a dumpster
Careful when you take out the trash, I saw Arron giving Oscar a quick jerry in the alley.
by Quick Jerry January 5, 2014
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damn jerry

Stems from Parks and Recreation TV Show, when Aziz Ansari's character (Tom Haverford) would get frustrated with Jim O'Heir's character (Jerry Gergich).
Damn Jerry you jumped in the creek for a burrito? What would you do for a klondike bar?
by kaywhyeare August 13, 2016
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governor-jerry-brown

She knows how to make every person happy individually. Her jokes can put a smile on anyones face no matter how sad they are. She knows the best and most affective way to make your life better. Shes always there when you need her, and is the baddest bitch you’ll ever lay your eyes on.
Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*
by gingrrbabez September 13, 2019
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(RaFeStoner_420) aka jerry making a PB& Jelly Jerry Doggie Sandwhich for breakfast
by Bot_Ops June 19, 2019
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