Internet

A digital cesspool of anarchy where anything can happen. On paper, this sounds like a horrible perspective of the Internet. At the same time however, this means that you can be whoever you want, as long as you don't connect too much of your virtual life to your real life. Many people abuse this idea as I type this, and just as many are trying silence it as well. One thing's for sure though: the Internet is a beautiful, albeit dangerous realm of chaos.

Mr. Person: I need to go on the Internet to upload memes and stuff.

by TheGrayShadow January 4, 2019

The Internet

The magical substance the can allow a a user to view virtually everything humanly possible with a few key-strokes. We use to look at pictures of cats, pornography, get into arguments with strangers and advertising terrible products.

"You see this? This is on the INTERNET."

by Vex977 April 24, 2014

The Internet

80% Porn. 20% Clickbait. 100% the main neccesity of humanity.

the internet is down! We're going to the Stone Age!

by The Great Squirrelini March 15, 2016

Internetic

Someone who browses and uses the internet a majority of the time. A Person who will spend most if not all of their life/time on the Internet looking at Games/Info/Pornography.

John: Are you on the Internet alot of the time?
James: Yeah, i am very Internetic.

Mick: He is very Internetic.
Marley: How does he become so Internetic?

by Nice Jim Cool February 20, 2014

Internet

What you're using right now.

It's called the Internet.

by Shibot_246 October 2, 2020

internet

A vast, swirling void of pornography, television, and cringe-worthy twelve-year-olds posting Warrior Cats fanfiction.

I was an Internet user once...

by maybe i am a fish October 13, 2016

internet

what you’re using right now idiot

Natalia: Omg did you see that picture Lisa posted yesterday?
Jade: No. What is it??
Natalia: I can’t believe you haven’t seen it it’s all over the internet!

by natalia o June 11, 2018