the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand 

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

Hose Wrangler 

When you get your ass kicked by a waterhose while filling a waterbed.

Tim was a real hose wrangler yesterday.

Hose Wrangler by new1daga December 1, 2009

Hosdermoore 

The sound or exclamation you make whilst masturbating

As Judith was masturbating over her husband, she cried: "Hosdermoore, hosdermoore!"

Hosdermoore by BENNEB January 6, 2014

Honed 

Of exceptional quality or beauty, or otherwise acute, intense, or effective. Used briefly in Southern California youth culture in the late 70's and early 80's, possibly among the skater community.

That bike is honed. That jump was completely honed.

Honed by DougWare June 19, 2017

Hoedalay 

When a man sticks his dick into a woman’s vagina and the other man sticks his dick into the woman’s asshole

It’s Hoedalay time.

Hoedalay by The two musketeers November 28, 2018

Preteen Hoedown 

An awkward event. It's like going to a preteen party. People are standing around bc they don't know what a real hoedown is.

Mom: "Hey son, how was the party?
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"

Preteen Hoedown by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011

Blue holed 

The act of being gang banged by the Blue Man Group.

We got tickets to see the Blue Man Group!!

How?

My girlfriend got blue holed.

Ew.

Blue holed by CreepedOutByNames October 6, 2011